-Life Is A Compo-

Amazing Race -.-

2010-02-12T19:47:00.000-08:00

LOl yo peeps . Havent posted for very long..

Went to school yesterday for the cny celebration..Sucks .. No orange throw -.- lol
Aft school went back to change b4 gng swimming with Zehao,Clarance,JunJie,YongYang&Jason. Swam till 5.30 den went to ' Kai Xiang ' Food centre to eat . Ate fries and wings -.- Den went JP. Went to do sth den ran to lan. Halleuyah.. we didnt get caught -.- Played lan till 7.30 den go back.

Sayonara

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2009-12-07T06:57:00.000-08:00

Yo peeps im bck ...

Here's juz a random joke .. Enjoy ...

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The Dead Bookkepper

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job
in the first place.

It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million,
he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper:
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him"

The bookkeeper signs back:
"OK. You win. The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens."

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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Haha .. Haf A Great Day (:

Sayonara

Yo peeps ...

2009-11-27T05:33:00.000-08:00

Yo peeps im back . Maple-ing past few days -.- training alot of acc .. Cant decide on which acc to train LOL . Class outing 8Dec Lol . Alfred's fone i tink his birdy grandad snatched away already -.- cant contact him at all . Wonder whether he got go anot . I wan him whack me again (: sibei fun ... All of us watch out oso -.- later he call his parents sue us LOL ..
Anyone wan go lan ? Contact me thanks (:

Sayonara peeps

2009-11-13T04:39:00.000-08:00

Haha yo peeps im back .

Today went jurong swimming complex to swim with Zehao and Clarance . Met clarance 1st before meeting zehao in train . Went there , but was raining -.- Slacked at hawker centre for around 30mins den go in swimming complex but still raining . Took a stroll around the complex . 30mins later can go in le -.-

3 of us all borrowed float(s) ... Play play play , slide slide slide . We saw many bikini babes too :P haah .. Den at 4.30 went to bathe and change and ate at KFC ..
i ate snackers LOL . Saving money :o
Clarance gave me part of his cheezy meltz . Thanks bro (:

ahah , den went boon lay safra played lan for 2hrs . Den went home . Maple-ed at home again -.- Yea , today was fun , if only everyday was like that , it wouldnt be boring at home rotting -.-

Sayoonara

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2009-11-06T20:06:00.001-08:00

Yo peeps . Im back from class chalet .. Tired ...
3days2night .. slept little only -.-
Or else outside chalet or downtown slack . Well our chalet was costa(think spell wrong -.-) sands resort pasir ris . The room was very cramped , 2beds only and there around 15 people so some ppl have to sleep at the bottom floor on towels or mattress LOL ... The tv sucks too -.- but at least can watch local channels ... miracle .. the toilet was dirty too ... Bo bian , gonna stay there for 2nights . dhen everyone came , 5pm bbq , eat eat eat , i ate little ...

Den after bbq , stayed at room play poker den went out to downtown , played arcade , booked movie ticket for midnite movie , ' My girlfriend is an agent ' haha nice korean movie , must watch ! at 3 went back chalet , slept , some of us didnt . zzz

Next day intended to go to www but didnt in the end as the weather was not good and some ppl did not feel like going . So ..played arcade , eat , bowling .. Bowling half-way finger pain , i rammed the ball too hard i guess -.- Nite time , fun , make alfred our organizer of this 'MAGNIFICENT' chalet . I and daniel decided to make fun of him ... Make bird noises .. message tone and ringtone all birds sound . He dulan go carry white whip , whip us -.- haha ...
sorry la alfred ... 'Dun cry for wats its over but smile because it happened' (Forget -.- , alfred wear the white colour shirt behind write words something like that') I wonder he cry/smile of wat THING ... LOL... frankly saying .. he daniel and i BFF la... = Best Friend Forever -.- also cant make him la ..

Den next day check out , took taxi home with Shihao and yongyang , daniel went for his basketball training . Tats the end of our 'MAGNIFICENT' chalet ...

Sayoonara

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2009-11-04T02:09:00.000-08:00

Yo peeps . Blog has been dead for some time now ... Well im back to blogging now ..

Class chalet tmr & i dun even noe a damn of it -.- some bastard told me its on this saturday .
heng i go ask alphabet . nt sure whether stay overnite . look at the place den decide ...

Sayoonara

2009-10-02T08:27:00.000-07:00

L4D Funny Hokkien

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2009-10-02T01:51:00.000-07:00

Yo peeps .
Went to Shihao condo after chinese paper 1 , spent 1hr50mins doing the paper . Not Enuf time Check -.- Yongyang was there too . Swam awhile before playing basketball . Shihao basketball Zhun Ka , in dk hw many times already ( His Catapult Throw ) LOL -.- . After basketball went back , Sh and yy dk go where . Going for mooncake festival at school .
Sayoonara

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2009-09-20T07:34:00.000-07:00

Yo peeps .. Finally had time to blog ..
Busy going out this few days , no time on com . Went slacking outside , arcade , lan . Wasted quite alot of money ... Trying to join HazardMinors or HSB .. Veri hard get in .. Nid more training...

Sayoonara

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2009-09-03T07:49:00.000-07:00

Yo peeps . Very Long Bo Post le ...
Here's Just A Few Jokes ...

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How Is Norma?

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How is Norma ? A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'

The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?' The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay Room 302..' The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse. After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be disc harged on Tuesday.'

The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.'

The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'

The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit.

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DON'T KID ME

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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited,
he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and
turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you
to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on, don't kid me..... you don't even
know the way to the Post Office."

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Sayoonara (:

Sian .__.

2009-08-23T04:39:00.001-07:00

Lols hey peeps ..
Went out again today wif Zehao and JunJie ... If Not Rot at home -.-
When to jp wanted to close but hawker centre close , decided to buy pasa malam food bring to boonlay safra eat .__. Bought movie tickets for 'Where Got Ghost' Thought $7.50 derh , it was 10bucks -.- Little while left , sian sian
Den went safra lan played for around 1hr , l4d wif JunJie ... Zehao played maple ...
Jj keep scold me nvr save him in l4d -.- Heal him , i died in the end -.-
Sian , no time already so went bck to jp watched the movie ...

Not reali scary though .__. Onli 1 frightening scene onli . The Ghost in jungle .. Tat FAT in red clothes derh .. Suddenly scare us ... The rest okok .. Quite boring though ..
After show took train went home ...

Sayoonara

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2009-08-21T03:13:00.001-07:00

Yo earthlings out dere ...

Just came bck fr fren's hse near lamsoon . Went wif frens ...
Played gta on Ps2 -.- Left place around 5 ... Went to nearby bus-stop . Waited for bus .. Bus came , waved my hand ...

Blinked my eye ... Noticed the bus went off -.- wtf .... Bus driver pa jiao siol -.-
zzzz . Decided nt to wait .. Walked bck home all the way to yew tee -.-

That's all ...

Sayoonara

Sian

2009-08-19T02:39:00.001-07:00

Sian , went to Shihao hse wif Zehao after eating at kfc . Played audi at shihao hse ... Den went bck at around 5 ... Went bck slacked till nite time , plus some revision for test tmr ... Chinese test hmm... same old trick (U noe wat i mean) . Also gt geo test .. cant fail ._. Fail can retain already -.-
Failed quite a number of subjects already ...

Failed the last geo test ... Nid pass for this .__. Chinese test should nt be a problem...
Got to go & revise now ...

Sayoonara ...

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2009-08-16T05:33:00.000-07:00

Sian Sian Sian ... Finally get to go out after rotting at home for a few days ...

Met Zehao in train before going to cck station and waited for Guanghui to come . Went lot 1 to eat
. Ate finish took train to BoonLay lan . Played Left4Dead & audi for 5hrs .__.
L4D rocks man (: Damn addictive though .__.
After tat went to woodlands accompany Zehao . Asked guanghui to tagged along .__.
Tat dude borrowed fr me 8bucks .__. Told him to return me 9bucks tmr :P
Den went bck slack at home , sian ..

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2009-08-12T02:46:00.003-07:00

~Honesty Is Never The Best Policy~

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Today went to ShiHao hse after sch wif Yussouf and Zehao . Yy went bck home wanted to play audi .__. In The end cant -.-
Went to kfc , guanghui came along . He asked me buy 2piece chicken meal . $6.40 , tmr he paying me 8bucks -.- lol
After eating went to ShiHao hse , played audi . Abit of yoyo ...
Went bck around 5 .
Slacked At nite ...

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2009-08-08T18:53:00.000-07:00

Just A Short Post to apologise to those ppl who went wif me to BoonLay lan on Friday and ended up nt having to play anything . [Shld Had listened to Ks and went to Bukit Batok lan] .__.
Never Happen The Next Time , Sorry Guys !

o.o

2009-08-06T03:13:00.000-07:00

Sian Sian ...

Sch , chinese lesson , LI PAN bo come class teach . Slacked in class ...
After sch went Yew Tee Community Centre lan . Played audi wif Zehao,Yussouf & ShiHao who were dere too .
Played Cc4 and beat-up . Later decided to play Club Dance . Yussouf , Sh & Zehao played . Saw this Girl wif Cat Ears ... Dk who called her 'Cat Girl' ... -.-
We keep boom her in club dance -.-
Keep called yussouf to choose 'Cat Girl' . In the end , he propose to her flower .__.
Den yong yang came , played till around 5.30 b4 walking home .
Rot at home at nite ...
Gtg Bye .

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2009-07-31T04:32:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps so long bo post already .__.

Today was Mr Sherefudin last day at our sch b4 he goes bck to NIE . Miss him when he goes bck xD
Next yr den he would be bck -.-
Sian , last day yew ann made him angry . For some apparent reason ...
After sch , went Mac wif Zehao , Kai Seng , Munmit , Jason & JunJie . Ate finish , wanted to take train to cck and go lam soon play basketball ...
Decided to trail alfred to cck by taking bus ... Alfred gt busted in the bus -.-
He lost his cool and started beating Kai seng and JunJie o.o
But as u noe , tat hero lost ... Lost his honour of defending lol
Lucky the bus chairs were sticked to the ground ... If not , he start taking chairs and throw at us ...
Reached cck , alighted ... Went to make ez-link card wif junjie ...
Den went lam soon play basketball wif classmates ..
Around 5.30 went home ..
Nite time slack ...
Enuf for today , bye peeps

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2009-07-14T05:34:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps , another day of posting .

Morning went mac cafe meet Shi Hao . Met Yew Ann , Jason & Marcus who were already dere .
Bought breakfast , ate , den went to school .
Went play basketball b4 going bck to class .
At art lesson , alfred wanted to spar wif jason o.o
We all ask jason fight -.-
Chinese at toilet fight . Didnt quite sure who won ._.
everyone take vid -.-

After sch , went eating at cafe lobby den went yew tee cc wif Ivan , Kai Seng , Zehao , Jason , JunJie , Yong Yang , Daniel , Shihao & Guang Hui . Played 1 match , den sh and guanghui went bck .
Rest of us continue playing till around 5 den went home ..
Still gt tuiton at 6 -.-
nite time slack at home ._.

Well , enuf of posting for today ... Gtg Bye (:

:x

2009-07-13T07:12:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps i'm bck ....
With Another Joke . Lol
Enjoy ...

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The Lawyer & The 2 Men

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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.

'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'.

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!

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Haf A Great Day (:

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2009-07-03T03:24:00.002-07:00

Hi peeps . im bck . Finally gotten some strength to post ...

Morning went sch , slack listen teacher teach ._. sian .
After sch , went pizza hut wif JunJie , Zehao , KaiSeng , Alfred & Yew Ann . Waited for food ..
Shortly , shihao , clarance & guanghui came . In the end , didnt had enuf $$$ for the bill . Needed extra 10 bucks ... but in the end gao dim ...
All of us went basketball near JunJie hse .. played till around 5 den went home ._.
Went home slack again ... Stopping here .
Bye peeps (:

2009-06-28T02:17:00.000-07:00

Happy 16th Birthday Daniel Kor =DDD [ 25.06.09 ]

Psps late happy birthday to Daniel Kor :X
Morning went meet daniel , amos , david [All Frens ._.] at boon lay station . Waited For around 15mins dhen they came -.- Walk To boon lay safra[Some kind of club]
Swam for around 1hr , tok abt zha bo inside pool , swim few laps :x
Swam around 3 went out of pool , wash ourselves up 1st b4 going lan .
Shuang sia the lan , can play hw long also can . 1min also can -.-
Played Audi & Left 4 Dead . Rocks man the keyboard (:
After 2hrs , went for barbeque . Daniel invited around 3 girls , 0k0k larhh ...
2 boys also came . Argh , whole place filled wif uncle and aunty ._.
Slack around , went lan wif amos for 1hr .
Came bck , sherman[Cousin] came le . Well amos[Sherman's Smaller Brother] say he was a tiko ._.
Poly liao lerh he , hair damn long =.=
Cut cake went down lan again till around 10.30 . Decided to stay overnight at daniel's hse wif amos and david . Did sch homework at daniel's place =.=
We all slept around 2 in the end . Woke up at around 11 the next day , ate brkfast[More Like A Buffet] , Gt chicken wing , fried eggs , porridge , rice , spaghetti somemore gt drinks .__.
Packed Things dhen followed daniel and david to jurong east dhen they went dhoby ghaut for facial dhen i trained home . Practically amos was still at daniel's house playing 'SuperSmashiBrothers' Some kind of fighting game ._.
Well gotta end here peeps , bye =D

2009-06-27T01:15:00.000-07:00

Just Another Stupid Joke To Keep My Dead Blog Alive ... [Its Already Dead]

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The Dead Bookkeeper

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job
in the first place.

It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million,
he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper:
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him"

The bookkeeper signs back:
"OK. You win. The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens."

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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Another Joke ....

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Bad Seeing Eye-Dog

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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day.

They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

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Haf A Great Day Peeps =DDD

Genting Trip :X

2009-06-11T07:12:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps i'm bck fr genting (:
Well went there for 3days 2nights , 9th june went , no nid go chinese remedial in sch x.x
Took shuttle bus to genting . Took over 6hrs to reach there . Watched movie in bus to past time .
Reached genting , went to First World Hotel to check in . Rest in hotel for few hrs dhen go for dinner wif parents . Dhen parents went to casino , i solo went to Genting Arcade play 'Street Basketball' , 3 Ringgit per game -.- Top up money spam play basketball .
Next day same old thing , afternoon bo go outdoor theme park play . While playing Basketball , this guy came to me and introduced himself to me , Lols . We chatted dhen met after dinner .
Around 11.30 bo place go , folw the guy who is called 'Chris' , met another of his fren . Went indoor play rollercoaster wif them , met another guy , lols .
So there was 4 of us . Asked them wan where go , they say when go get to know girls .
Anything larhh so just folw them , the Chris and another guy go find girls introduced themselves ask for their fone number , lol . I Just followed behind .
Dhen they met 4 girls , quite chio lurhh . The Chris and another guy went to ask the 4 girls for their number . I just kept quiet x.x
Dhen bo get number , we went down the escalator , suddenly gt this 5 Big sized guys chased the 3 of us . wtf ... wth larhh , we ran for our lives man ...
I and Chris Ran man ! The other guy spilt wif us when we were running towards a junction . Chris and i ran all the way to genting hotel from First World Hotel -.- until were we quite sure they couldnt catch up wif us(Out From Out Sight) . The another guy gt caught =.=''
Called him , he say the 5 guys questioned him why wan be frens wif their sister , lol
He say sorry dhen walk off . He almost gt beaten man -.-
Took each other's fone number , Lol
Dhen it was 4 past midnight , went bck to hotel .
Next day went bck singapore le .
Well thats all peeps (:

Unity Sec Fun Fair

2009-06-06T07:20:00.002-07:00

Argh woke up late lurhh . Around 9 went to sch , brought fren .
In sch slack slack slack walk around sch . Lunch bo eat . Went minimart wif fren dhen come bck to sch slack again . Lols .
Yussouf came , help him carry him things to our stall , dhen went slack dhen went wif Shihao , yussouf , Jarrel & Fren . Went to'Climb & Slide' . Onli jarrel , yussouf & i went to it . Shihao say no childhood -__-''
Play on that stupid plaything for around 5mins. While playing , Yew Ann and munmit came .
Dhen went slack slack slack .
After lunchtime , went wif fren & Sihui and gang to Haunted Hospital . Waited quite a while .
Went in that sicko teacher told us gt 2 stages , Stage 1 & Stage 2 ... Blah Blah Blah
Ask us find some stupid clues . Went around the so called stage 1 rm finding clues . Sec 1's scream scream scream -___-'''
Stage 2 more fun but still not scary enuf :X
Went out go to the 'Jungle Hunt' Wif the same ppl .
It was lame -.-''
Sihui go throw the bear LOL!
B4 we went out , i threw the snake -__-''
Dhen when we went out , 1 gay shyt told me to go in to retrieve the snake so i went in ... again .
Finally they took away the snake ...
Dhen went slack at our Class Stall .
2nd time wan go in Haunted Hospital , too many ppl , didnt went in -.- The ppl orgainising the
'Haunted Hospital' Sux in orgainising man =.=''
Went bck home , slack slack slack .
I certainly will remember today man (:

Lol

2009-06-02T06:06:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps . So long bo post le .

Well basically wanted to play basketball in the evening , left the hse .
Went into the lift , dhen when the lift when to the 3rd floor . The lift was stucked .
I was trapped in the lift -___-'''
Called few of my frens for help . They came but couldnt do much of a help . In the end called the
ppl who fixed the lift de . Dhen they switched off the power supply dhen open the door . Dhen finally came out .. Thank the person dhen went to play basketball till around 6 . Trapped in the lift for around 15mins 0nli . lol . Well thats's all peeps .

Few Sentences To Take Note

2009-06-01T06:26:00.000-07:00

Few Sentences To Share ( Believe It Or Not Its Up To You)

-Curiousity Kills

* Never Be Curious In Everything We Do[Even In Studies]
It Reali Land Us Into Trouble If We Get Too Curious Over Things

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-Never Show Mercy To Anyone

* Never Show Mercy To Anyone , It Isnt Worth It
Idiots Never Learn To Appreciate The Things That They Get
Never Help Them When They Are In Trouble [If U Haf A Kind Heart , Go Ahead]

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-Rumours Spread Easily Like A Forest Fire , Get The Facts Right B4 Listening To Rumours

*Never Listen To Rumours , They Are Just A Bag Of Nonsense
Get The Right Facts Before U Are Stupid Enuf To Even Listen To Those Rumours
Rumours Can Be Spread By Ur Frens Closer To You[Never Always Blame The Same Person
That You Think He/She Is]

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- Frens=Enemies

* Never Think Ur Frens May Be Always Trustful
They May Anytime Betray U At Any Unfortunate Incidents

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-Never Do Things That U Dunwan Others To Do The Same To You

* Never Do Things That U Dunwan Others To Do The Same To You
There's Always A Price To Pay When U Do Things That U Dunwan Others To Do The Same
To You

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-Argue When Neccesary

* When Anyone U Respect Or People Who Are Bigger Dhen U[Siblings,Teachers,Parents
,Principals,Frens,Ect] Argues Wif You , Dun Just Sit Down There And Make Urself A
Laughing Stock Just Because That Person Is Bigger Dhen You . Argue Back At Them
When U Think U Are Right Or The Thing You Are Argue-ing Has Logical Sense
If They Slap/Beat U Never Gif In . They Will Sooner Or Later Know They Are Wrong .
If They Dun , They Are Just A Bunch Of Idiots

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-Idiots Never Say They Are In The Wrong

* Idiots Never Admit They Are Wrong , They Will Always Say They All Forever Right
In The End After Realising , They Finally Knew They Are Actually The Idiots Who Always
Think They Are Right

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Omq This Is Stupid -.-

2009-05-31T06:42:00.000-07:00

This Was A Joke That Was Pass Down To Me From My Fren .
U have Got To Read This ...

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The Monk

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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say: "We can't tell you because you're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man's car breaks down in front of the same monastery .

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply: "We can't tell you because you're not a monk."

The man says: "all right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?" The monks reply: "you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says: "I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth!"

The monks reply: "Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk . We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says: "the sound is behind that door."

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Haha Haf A Gd Day Peeps (:

:X

2009-05-28T06:54:00.002-07:00

Sians went to sch today . In Class Kai Seng & Alfred Fight again lols . Kai Seng own lurhh hor . Grats -.- After fight alfred still wan beat kai seng . Man la alfred .
After sch went wif yussouf to slack till around 3 dhen went bck .
nite time slack ...
Thats all for today peeps .

Lol

2009-05-23T23:09:00.000-07:00

Just Another Joke ....

The Lawyer & The Chinese

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A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distancefrom The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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Haf A Great Day Peeps .
(:

2009-05-15T00:29:00.001-07:00

Nth to post today . Slacking in hse .
Yesterday went to Marcus hse wif Zehao . Went there see Zehao play audi , i also gt play a little .
Hahas . Dhen Junjie Came ... Chat Chat Chat .
Around 5 went bck home .
Nite time audi again =.='' .
At 11 watched soccer ' Man U Vs Wigan '
It was the day b4 yesterday's game .. Man U Won 2-1 . lols . GoodGame lols .
Haf A Great Day Peeps .

Exams Are Over Peeps ~!

2009-05-13T04:27:00.002-07:00

Exams are over peeps !
Well today maths paper 1 was quite easy but paper 2 was a little harder xD
Was Veri restless for the whole 2h45mins . Sianz .
Went home cant play audi gt patch -___-'' RAWR
Slack till audition was ready dhen play till late . Went to sleep .
Lols . Haf A Great Day Peeps .
(:

Posting More Jokes Tmr, Lols (Although Its Lame) . (:

A Stupid Riddle -___-'''

2009-05-11T20:19:00.001-07:00

A Stupid Riddle -___-'''

You May Haf Heard It Before .

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A One Storey Building has a wall , gate , floor , table , sofa and some chairs .
The Wall Colour Was Blue , The Gate Colour Was Green , The Floor Colour Was Black , The Table Colour Was White ,
The Sofa Colour Was Grey And Finally All The Chairs Colour Had The Colour Of Red .

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Question : What Was The Colour Of The Staircase ?

Answer : There Was No Staircase ! It Was A One Storey Building ...

-____-''' That Was Lame .. lols .

Haf A Great Day Peeps .

2009-05-10T01:49:00.000-07:00

Cr8 Another Joke Today . Enjoy (:

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter....10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ......

Lols . Get The Joke ?
Haf A Great Day .

-Literature Test-

2009-05-08T02:53:00.001-07:00

Well today was literature test . It Was Neither Easy or Hard ...
I gt so sick of the comprehension . 3 compo in 1 shot . i felt restless after around 45mins..
The teacher who sat the paper was sick man ... All Compo... -__-'''
Furtherdoe , i continue doing till it ended (Finally) .
Hope get good marks for literature . =x

After sch went to Lot 1 wif Zehao , Marcus , yy , JunJie , KaiSeng , Jason , Yew Ann & Daniel .
Some wanted to watch cinema but didint in the end. We dhen went to the food court to eat . Forget bring enuf money -___-''' .
Lend fr Zehao 2bucks .
Slack at there ...

Dhen Yew Ann went home ... The rest went to JunJie Hse while i went bck home .
Well thats all for today .
Well be posting more (Lame) Jokes Tmr ...

Real Story ...

2009-05-07T21:40:00.006-07:00

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper.Her father said 'If you both come back I will allow you to marry. I accept that you love each other truly.'

So in this way, their love won and they returned home

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and cremation was the very next day as he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady in her dream standing at her door.

She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked 'What is this...?

The old lady replied...

'Aiyaa……..try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains !!! ...........

I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.

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True Ghost Story In Singapore...Veri Scary...Here's The Story...

This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Pasir Ris.
Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She was working at a call center. She had a boy friend called Shankar. Both of them were truly in love. They always talked to each other the phone.

You would never find her without her hand phone. In fact, she changed her cell connection from M-One to SingTel, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She used to spend half of each day just talking with Shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. A truly loving couple.

Before she passed away she had told her friends.. 'If I pass away, please bury me with my hand phone.' She also said the same to her parents... Strangely, after her death, people had difficulty carrying her body in the casket. It was very very heavy and 10 men could not even move her.

Eventually, they called a neighbour's friend who can 'speak' with the soul of dead people to intervene.He took a burning joss stick and began strutting around the casket. He went into a trance and started chanting. His eyes went white and started to groan....

After a few minutes, he yelled out: ' This girl misses something here. She keeps saying hello, hello Shankar my love..I can't reach you... ' Then her friends told him about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone with the sim card in her hands.

Now it took only 4 men to carry the casket into the van. All of them were shocked.

Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks, Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar :.....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me, can ? And, don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, OK ? I want to surprise her.'

Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, we want to tell you something very important.' After he arrived, they told him the death of Priya. Shankar thought that they were joking. He was laughing and said ' Don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense.'.Then they showed him the original death certificate. Shankar's legs went soft and he started to shiver and sweat... He said... ' Its not true. We spoke only this morning.. She still calls me.'

Shankar was still shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang.. 'See, this is from Priya, see this ?' ...The family members were shocked!

They asked him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode so that all of them ca hear the conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming..."...Shankar my dear I miss you and my family...." It was the voice of Priya and there was no way others could have used her phone with the sim card as it was burried with her inside the coffin.

They were so shocked that they quickly asked for the same person who can speak with the souls of dead to intervene again. He came and brought another ghost master to seek peace for Priya's soul.

He and the master worked for 5 hours.

Then they DISCOVERED one thing which really shocked them....

Scroll Down...

SingTel has the best coverage Wherever you go, their network follows thru heaven and hell !!!

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Haha . Haf A Great Day .

F0r A Good Laugh

2009-05-06T04:44:00.000-07:00

Cr8 Some Jokes T0day ... Enjoying Laughing 0r N0t Laughing . L0l .

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>>> A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>>> She gets int0 the cab, and n0tices that the VERY hands0me cab driver.
>>> w0n't st0p staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He
>>> replies: "I have a question t0 ask y0u but I don't want to 0ffend.
>>> you."
>>> She answers, "My s0n, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
>>> am and have been a nun as l0ng as I have, you get a chance to see
>>> and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
>>> could say or ask that I would find 0ffensive."
>>> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>>> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
>>> have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>>> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
>>> Catholic!"
>>> "OK" the nun says. " Pull into the next alley."
>>> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker
>>> blush.
>>> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>>> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
>>> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm
>>> married and I'm Jewish."
>>> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Joe and I'm going to a
>>> Halloween party."

A Few M0re J0kes...

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The Man,His Wife & His Son

"A young man went to his father one day to tell him thathe wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who thegirl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl fromthe neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son,''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. Thegirl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell yourmother.''
The young man again brought three more names to hisfather but ended up frustrated because the response wasstill the same.
So he decides to go to his mother.''Mom I want to get married but all the girls thatI love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tellyou.''
His mother smiling said to him,''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son."

Wa Lan Lei like That Als0 Can ... =.=
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Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.

A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"

In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend, whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."

After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."

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2009-05-05T01:42:00.000-07:00

Morning went t0 sch. yawnz.
took geography paper . dhen 10.40 went swimming at shi hao & jarrel's condo wif jason,yy,jun jie and clarence.
Clarence came later 0n.
Jason gt bullied -.- .
Swim f0r around 2hrs b4 going home.
whole afternoon revise f0r science.
nite time revise again..
g0t to sleep n0w.
Bye peeps .

Life Is Boring

2009-05-04T02:01:00.001-07:00

Morning Woke Up Damn Tired .
Strolled to sch . Took temperature taking . NAtional Anthem dhen went to the hall F0r our english Paper, Paper 1.
Paper Lasted f0r 1hr40mins , could manage t0 d0 it :P
Recess 1hr slack wif Jason At the basketball court .
Reccess was soon over and all 0f us went bck t0 0ur classrooms and took an0ther temperature taking.
Paper 2 Started Again which took another 1hr40mins .
After paper went t0 Bk(Burger King) wif Ivan.
Slack at Bk b4 going bck t0 sch wif Ivan t0 look f0r Mdm K regarding the Art Scuplture.
Thereafter Ivan And i WEnt bck home .
WEnt bck home study until YY and Yew Ann called me .
WEnt d0wn t0 the playground and looked f0r them .
Started slacking at the playground.
20misn passed dhen i went up.WEnt bck home continue studying.Nite Time went f0r chinese Tuition.
After tuition went bck home and continue revising f0r tmr's geography paper .
Around 11 Watch channel 8 f0r 1/2 hr B4 going to sleep ..
Damn Tired..